Student 1: “Miss S., you look pretty today!”
Ms. S: “Why? Do I usually look nerdy?”
Student 2: “No, I dunno where you got that.”
Student 3: “She always looks pretty, dumbass. I like your vest Ms. S.”
Ms. S.: “Ladies and gentlemen, we do not use that compound word in my class. BUT…it’s compound words ROLL OUT TIME!”
Student 5: “Bittersweet!”
Student 6: “Basketball!”
Student 7: “Bathroom!”
Student 8: “Sunset!”
Student 9: “Redwood.”
Ms. S.: “Redwood?!”
Student 9: “Yea, it was in our pop quiz yesterday, remember?”
Ms. S.: “OH. Yea.”
I walked out of my school today saying, “Life is wonderful.” Ahh if only every day could be like today 
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